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"WON'T SOMEBODY CHALLENGE ME?"
"NOBODY HAS EVER SAID, 'MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU'"
"I NEED SOME CRITICISM"
--roy--
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Minister!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Human Relations Expert!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Cult Leader!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Advice Giver!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Physicist!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Exorcist!
ROY MASTERS--Arrested 4 times in his life!
ROY MASTERS--Punched his grandchildren and daughter-in-law! ("they hit me first")
ROY MASTERS--Performs exorcisms
ROY MASTERS--Ran a religious cult in Southern Oregon
roymasters@hotmail.com
thank God, this site is not affiliated with Roy Masters or the Foundation of Human Understanding
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ROY ON "THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES"
"I'LL TAKE ROY MASTERS TO WIN" was a regularly heard contestant phrase on
the TV show "Hollywood Squares" throughout the 60's and 70's.
Roy became famous all over America as he occupied the lower right square on the
popular TV game show.
But it was Roy's continual wacky and hilarious zingers which had audiences
howling on each and every show. Some of his best are featured here:
Peter Marshall: What do you say to a woman to get her into the mood?
Roy Masters: You have the nature of Eve you treacherous whore!
Peter Marshall: What did Jesus turn water into?
Roy Masters: Copies of my book "How Your Mind Can Keep You Well" which
all of you sinners need to read. Send $9.95 to FHU.
Peter Marshall: What our country needs is....
Roy Masters: To exterminate all those Communist Democrats!
Peter Marshall: Why is Paul Lynde so flamboyant?
Roy Masters: If I really have to tell you Peter, you need to get a new pair of glasses
and a hearing aid!
Peter Marshall: Phyllis Diller is crazy because...
Roy Masters: She needs an exorcism and I'm going to perform that on her right now.
Peter Marshall: The ultimate vacation would be...
Roy Masters: A weekend retreat at my cult brainwashing Tall Timber Ranch in Oregon.
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ROY AND ANDY WARHOL
One of Andy Warhol's last pop art masterpieces was a collage of cult leader
and self-proclaimed physicist Roy Masters. Warhol completed the Roy series
in the mid-to late 1980's. He created up to 10 varying versions of the Roy collage.
This one can be seen at the Warhol exhibit at the Modern Museum of Art in New York City.
According to Roy, Warhol regularly practiced Roy Masters' Meditation Exercise
which Roy claims contributed to his unique creativity.
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It was 1998. Roy, the self-appointed radio
self-help expert had competition for the very first time. Credentialed and certificated psychologists
such as Dr. Laura, Dr. Phil and Jerry Springer
had saturated the airwaves with their own brand
of advice.
Roy became the last of the self-help gurus
people came seeking advice from.
Roy was washed-up. Finished.
Then Roy's brilliant son, Mark Masters,
came up with a brilliant idea. Roy would revive
his career with a "comeback TV special."
MSNBC was contacted and agreed to
air "ROY '98," a one-hour special featuring
Roy singing and dancing. The ratings were incredible!
Roy surged back to the
number 1 spot as America's main advice giver!
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ROY MASTERS SPECIAL GUEST AT ROYAL WEDDING
London -- British Born-Cult Leader Roy Masters was a special guest at the Royal Wedding of
Prince William and his lovely bride Kate Middleton. "We could not have held this wedding
without his approval and great wisdom," said the dapper Prince William at today's
extravagant ceremony in London at Westminster Abbey.
"Both William and I do his meditation exercises on a daily basis," said the
Queen-in-waiting just before the two were officially married.
"Through his constant scolding of the American people, Roy has brought the best in
British manners and ways to those uncultured hooligans," exclaimed the
Royal couple.
"Although for 25 years, I said that 'all women are whores,' I will make an
exception today in consideration of this charming ceremony--at least until he
has to start dealing with her behind the castle walls," said Masters.
Roy was attired in a suit from Hugo Boss and a tie from Gucci.
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ROY MASTERS UNVEILS HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE
After years of pressure from listeners, political enemies and average people,
cult leader Roy Masters has unveiled his official birth certificate.
(click to enlarge)
When doubts began to grow that Roy was not really
from England and was putting on a phony accent just to charm
Americans into sending him money, the question of
Roy's real origin became a national priority.
"He's a phony!" said a disgruntled listener of Roy's.
"I sent him money only because he mesmerized me
with that seductive British accent. He's no more from
England than is Leonardo DiCaprio!"
After a national media movement began to determine
if Roy really was from England, he finally decided to
release his official birth certificate for everybody to see.
"There!," said Roy today in his trademark accent.
"Now you can all send me money again."
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ROY DISCOVERS CHIVALRY AT AGE 83
"We don't treat women properly. We don't treat them like ladies.
We treat them like--pardon me--sluts."
For a man who used to regularly say
"All Women Are Whores" and "All Women Are Prostitutes" and
even used to explain in detail about how women are
the bartenders and men come to them for the goods,
This means:
1. You are a real hypocrite.
or
2. You finally have developed some humanity at age 83
Considering your decades of degrading women on the radio,
it is hard to call this one.
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Dateline - Grants Pass, Oregon
The town of Grants Pass in Southern Oregon has erected a statue to its most famous citizen--cult leader Roy Masters.
Masters began his cult in the tiny town in the late 1970's and soon convinced thousands of people to follow him, constantly repeating on the radio that "it is the only safe place in America when the nuclear bombs start dropping. The way it is situated, the radioactivity will pass right over the town." (actual quote)
Masters' high school dropout sons and daughters followed and were miraculously able to all start businesses from large amounts of money given to them by obedient followers of their dad. (Roy refers to one who still pours money in his pocket as his "sugar daddy.") Roy's daughter appeared on her dad's million dollar radio station and told high school students "You're all wasting your time in High School. You need to start a business instead."
The tiny town grew as his followers took over businesses, homes, schools and Masters' Foundation of Human Understanding where his brethren attended church weekly and salivated as their "Great Leader" spoke.
We have erected this magnificent statue to our "Great Leader" said a Roybot couple, Steve and Vicky.
"We can now pay tribute to Roy anytime we want and show our love and devotion to this great man."
Regular folks traveling through Grants Pass are advised to wear headphones at all times to avoid brainwashing by its residents.
Roy's Followers bow at the feet of his grand likeness.

Visitors to Grants Pass, Oregon take pictures of
the town's great Cult Leader.
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EDITORIAL:
ROY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, CAN YOU STOP BEING SUCH A MEGALOMANIAC?
On tonight's program, you stated:
*You Have The Only Cure For PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)
which 15% of all our returning troops are suffering from.
ROY: "I have the only known cure. The V.A. Hospital knows it, the military knows it...etc."
Of course, you are referring to your meditation.
However, the military has been aware of general meditation techniques as a possible cure as they are aware of everything else including psychiatric drugs, music and dance therapy, yoga, conventional talking psychotherapy and due to political pressure, they can't admit it--that marijuana has been helping thousands of soldiers who have to obtain and medicate secretly (except in California).
Here is an article that discusses the government giving million dollar grants to try different cures:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2008/03/army-bioenergy/
If you weren't such an arrogant egomaniac with schizophrenic and narcissistic delusions in claiming that you have the only cure and the whole military knows it--maybe you could apply for one of the grants.
And here's a better idea. How about America stop invading other countries at a cost of over $500 million a day, and stop sending our youth to fight on behalf of the military-industrial complex which runs this country and are nothing but a bunch of war profiteers who could care less if our young people die or are damaged for the rest of their lives.
You claim to represent Jesus. Do you think he would be rooting for America to keep wars going on a continual basis or would he like to see the work of the peacemakers instead?
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Roy Masters has chosen his replacement to carry on his legacy as cult leader and self-proclaimed advice giver. Roy, who has been reminding his audience that he knows he doesn't have much time left, has decided to officially select the person who will carry on as the official spokesman for the Foundation of Human Understanding.
"Most people thought it would be David Masters, but he is missing some of the needed qualities of one of my lesser know sons," said the aging self-proclaimed wise man.
"I have selected Chuckie Masters, the youngest of the Masters boys. We have kept him hidden away all these years at the Tall Timber Ranch where he keeps himself occupied in the woods and ocassionally interacting with visitors."
"It was a tough choice for me. Neither Chuckie nor David are in control of their emotions and regularly throw bizarre tantrums, but both have been under my thumb all their lives and seem to like it. The big difference is that Chuckie is very convincing with people. He seems to always get his way and his point across. David is lacking in that area."
Roy says that he will retire soon and Chuckie will take right over. Chuckie briefly commented on the announcement. "Either donate to the Foundation or I'll kill all you little bastards."
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quotations from chairman roy
The masses flock to Roy carrying copies of his book of quotations
it's the world's
best-selling book!
Cherished and respected by
over 1 Billion People!

Average Workers joyfully
share the wisdom of Roy
"All Women Are Whores"
"All Democrats are Communists"
"My Logic is Flawless"
"I am the Closest Thing on Earth to Jesus"
"Women are the Cause of all the Misery and Suffering on Earth"
"The Dirty Deed is only for Making Children"
"I Have Never Been Wrong in 40 Years"
"The More Educated you are, the More Perverse you Become"
“Listen, Most of You are Mentally Ill"
“Ladies and Gentleman, let me Suggest that you are a Stupid Bunch of Bastards.”
“Go to Hell Where You Belong.”
“I am an endless source of knowledge when concerning the human condition."
"95 Percent of Americans in this Country are Very Sick People but Don’t Know It."
"Don’t you understand the future? It is very, very bleak.
Roy Masters is the only person, and I’m saying it right now,
who knows exactly what to do, precisely."
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THE GISELA CALL
A woman named Gisela with great sadness in her voice called Roy. She claimed that she was “having a hard time coping” with the fact that her husband had just passed away. After asking the woman if she had his CD and finding out that she had his meditation tape…Roy commented, “It’s only natural to grieve. To grieve for a month or a couple of months, but it will go away and you will learn to live your life. The only thing that will become depressing and dangerous is if you resent not having him.” Gisela stated that she didn’t think she resents him now for dying, but admits that she did when he was alive--because of their need for each other.
ROY: “You have a terrible need for your husband, not to love him, but to hate him. He’s a love-hate object. You love to hate. You need him and it’s not healthy. You don’t love your husband. You only miss him because, since he isn’t there, you have to look at yourself. You have to look at your own miserable self. Did you know that if the world was perfect, nobody could stand themselves. We all need someone to hate, to divert away from our own guilts. Sorry about that. None of us are as nice as we think we are. If the world would suddenly become perfect, most people couldn’t stand themselves. If everything goes too well in the household, they throw a monkey wrench in the works, they have to cause something to go wrong so they can get upset. They have an addiction to being angry. To divert their attention away from what’s wrong with their own lives, by looking at what’s more wrong with somebody else. That’s the way human beings are, sorry to say. Those that think of themselves as human. They’re not really human at all. And you’re certainly not. You’re a foolish old woman. That’s what you are. And it’s about time you looked at it. And not be angry because I told you. You’re a foolish old woman. And if you’re not careful, you’ll die and go to hell. I’m sorry, but you’re a bitter woman. And by your own admission, you resented him while he was alive and now you’re moaning and groaning because he’s gone because you think you’re missing him and… no you don’t miss him, you don’t miss him for the right reason. You don’t miss him cause you loved him, you miss the hate object. To divert you from your own miserable existence. You set him up to fail all your life. And now he’s walked out on you. And then you’re too ugly to find another guy. Who wants you now? Serves you right. If you can take that like a woman and not be upset with me, you might get better. That’s the truth. And I don’t mean to be mean. But it’s the truth. I don’t hear you complaining. Gotta go now. Bye.” “Sorry, but what can you do? You gotta be brutally truthful sometimes. How many people got angry just now? Hands up. How many people are so angry that they can’t call me? You should be angry, if you think I did something wrong just now, you call me. Wanna know why you can’t call me? A- Because you haven’t got courage. B-You want to hold a judgement against me.
US: ”MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU… It is obvious that this woman was in great need. She needed an understanding and compassionate person to help her at this point in her life. What you did was inhumane. If we hear about a woman named Gisela committing suicide, we’ll know whom to blame. If you were a licensed psychologist you would lose your license after doing what you did here. But you are not. The things you said to her were just horrible. You could have stopped after discussing the grieving process. That would have been enough. But you didn’t. You decided to take advantage of her weakened state and demonstrate your bravado in order to bolster your own ego, in front of what you knew would be a shocked audience. If you thought we would all be impressed by your behavior--we were not. We would have been impressed with somebody who used great kindness and understanding in this particular situation. If I were you, knowing I might be going into life or death surgery, I would be praying and begging for forgiveness for what I did to this woman.Roy, what you did to Gisela was not only cruel--it was horrifying, disgusting and inhumane. She called you in hopes of finding a way to come to terms with her husband's death. Gisela spoke to you for exactly one minute. You ripped her apart with your "schoolyard bully" tactics. You couldn't control your misogynist psycho-babble. It was the most hateful tirade I've ever heard on the radio. And YOU are a man who claims to receive guidance from Jesus. It's obvious you're trying to copy the hate-filled techniques used by "Dr." Laura Schlesinger--a woman who is as grubby, shrill and low-class as you are. The only difference between Schlesinger and you is...she's wealthier and has a larger audience for her circus act. Your hatred for women is pathetic. It's obviously due to a serious problem you had with your mother when you were a young boy. You decided at a very early age to hate ALL women--and your hatred has turned you into a monster. I feel pity for you. I also have contempt and disgust! You childishly and irrationally told Gisela that she is "too ugly" to find another husband. Roy, YOU are the ugly one..spiritually and emotionally.
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ROY WINS "BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT"
ROY MASTERS stunned audiences worldwide with his rendition of "The Impossible Dream" from "Man of La Mancha" on the number one U.K. TV show, "Britain's Got Talent." Roy's phenomenal singing voice even had the TV show's harsh judge Simon in tears. "Not only is he a brilliant talker, but his singing moved me as never before."
Roy says he would like to star on Broadway, "but there's too many friendly guys there if you know what I mean."
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ROY MASTERS DESTROYS SPONGEBOB WITH HIS "GRAVITY" EXPERIMENT
Roy Masters, advice giver, cult leader and now self-proclaimed expert on "GRAVITY," has performed an experiment which has gone all too wrong.
Masters, who never went past 8th grade but believes he is now a physicist, has declared "I know more about gravity than the scientists."
Roy's hodge-podge and psychobabble about "gravity" is total insanity and incomprehensible to the average person--with only Roy appreciating his own brilliant discoveries:
"Gravity is lighter on the outside of the earth and the moon" proclaims the world's newest and greatest physicist.
Yes Roy, and when the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars.
Basically Roy, "gravitationally speaking," the Earth sucks.
In his first gravity experiment, Roy Masters has taken the happy and cheerful Spongebob we all know as pictured in the first photo below.
After applying intense amounts of gravity to him, the second photo reveals what Roy has done to poor Spongebob.
Roy, you really should publish your theories in a scientific journal.
The scientific community is much too serious and could use a good laugh.
Spongebob BEFORE Roy performs his "gravity" experiment.
Spongebob AFTER Roy performs his experiment.
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EDITORIAL: Roy, You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.
For 44 years, you have fully taken advantage of the privileges available in this country offered by the Bill of Rights and the Constitution regarding Freedom of Speech. You have made some of the most sensational, inflammatory remarks ever heard in the history of talk radio about Women, Men, Democrats, Americans, Liberals, Wives and every member of the human species. You have yourself admitted many times that you know people find these remarks to be shocking, repugnant and overbearing.
In the last few years, you and your family topped this accomplishment by taking a highly controversial local talk show host named Michael Savage and marketing his show nationwide. Through your Talk Radio Network (www.talkradionetwork.com), you are now the owners, producers and distributors of this show. Let’s cut through the bullshit. No matter how many times you change the “corporate” name or arrangement, whether it is Talk Radio Network, Inc., The Original Talk Radio Network, Inc., Talk Radio Network LLC, and remove your name as President of the organization, a visit to Southern Oregon will find your son Mark running the business and your son David producing the program. It’s OK. Corporations are made for people to separate their personal legal liability from what the company does. That is not the issue.
But this is. Michael Savage has gone further than any talk show host has ever gone with his/her First Amendment Rights. His verbal attacks on Women, Hispanics, Blacks, Gays, Jews and many other groups in our society make you sound like a Boy Scout. Any day, within 5 minutes, he will make the most vulgar, obscene, offensive, appalling and revolting statements about other human beings. But this is America and he has the right to do so.
And other Americans have the right to support or criticize the statements made by Michael Savage or Roy Masters. And they may do so in a casual conversation in a coffee shop, or on a web site. Both are protected by the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights of the Constitution of the United States.
However, you, your family and the others involved with you apparently decided: “Freedom of Speech For Me--But Not For Thee.” You filed lawsuits against three web sites that were criticizing what Michael Savage said which also encouraged the boycotting of his advertisers.
You thought you could intimidate them into removing their web sites by draining them financially.
But you found out differently. They contacted a number of First Amendment organizations that were willing to defend them at no charge. Which is what I had to do when you tried the same crap with me last summer. You would be surprised how quickly phone calls get returned when your name comes up.
After some $50,000. plus in legal expenses to you, you decided to drop all the lawsuits.
The First Amendment mutually protects Michael Savage, Roy Masters, www.michaelsavagesucks.com and www.roymasters.com--whether you like it or not.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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THE GRANTS PASS HILLBILLIES
The Ballad of Roy Masters
(sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies TV Theme Song)
Come and listen to my story ‘bout a man named Roy,
at first he was a Jew, but he turned into a Goy
he had a great idea that came like a lighting bolt,
he’d come to LA and start a religious cult
He started FHU on Venice Blvd.,
he did exorcisms and worked real hard
the kin folks said “move up to Grants Pass”
get free money from Wilhelm and sit on your ass
Tall Timber Ranch…
KOPE…Talk Radio Network…
You all come back now…ya hear?
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DELIRIOUS MASTER ROY-G
Your comment on how the LEFT are “buffoons and bitches” makes you sound like
a rap or hip-hop artist. So I have given you the name DELIRIOUS MASTER ROY-G.
Well, Master Roy. Let me say--that makes the RIGHT “clowns and bastards.”
While the “clowns and bastards” couldn’t think for themselves in their
non-questioning support of George W. Bush, it was the “buffoons and bitches”
who insisted that he was lying and there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction
as a pretext to enter Iraq.
If George W. Bush is so interested in promoting Democracy, why doesn’t he invade
China where political prisoners work all day in slave labor camps making
products for Wal Mart? Why doesn’t he invade North Korea where the
people live in an Orwellian “1984” nightmare?
Since you are a great communicator, I move that George W. Bush put you in charge
of calling American moms and explaining to them how their sons and daughters
have just given their lives for Democracy. Since we’re all good friends in Iraq now,
you can also call the Iraq moms and explain to them that their family members
who are part of the daily slaughter have also given their lives for
American-style Democracy.
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Roy received a call from a Jewish Rabbi that wanted to talk about various philosophical issues.
What could have been a wonderful interaction was turned into a one-sided diatribe by Roy, who kept interrupting the man and wouldn't let him finish a sentence. Then Roy hung up on him.
Later on Roy justified this by saying, “Now there’s a rabbi that wants to preach to me.
Show me where I’m wrong. Don’t preach to me”
"Don't be upset that I don't let people finish what they are saying. Tell me where I am wrong."
This was a wonderful telephone call until Roy ruined it. It was fascinating and compelling, but Roy does not want to hear anybody else's opinion.
Oddly enough, this phone call was followed by a ROYBOT who sickeningly lavished praise on Roy and clearly thought he was some kind of God. The man was licking Roy's boots. Roy loved it and did not hang up on this man. He kept him on throughout commercials and breaks. It was worse than Oprah.
The rabbi's call made for outstanding radio programming. It was engaging, thought-provoking, entertaining and informative.
Roy proved once again he doesn't want to hear any opinion but his own.
Roy, stop bragging that "nobody has disagreed with me in 44 years" when you won't let them speak.
You are a SCHMUCK ("an endearing Jewish term") according to Roy last night.
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ROY MAKES US SCREAM!
WELCOME TO WWW.ROYMASTERS.COM
www.roymasters.com ALL ROY...ALL THE TIME
"WON'T SOMEBODY CHALLENGE ME?"
"NOBODY HAS EVER SAID, 'MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU'"
"I NEED SOME CRITICISM"
--roy--
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Minister!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Human Relations Expert!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Cult Leader!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Advice Giver!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Physicist!
ROY MASTERS--Self Appointed Exorcist!
ROY MASTERS--Arrested 4 times in his life!
ROY MASTERS--Punched his grandchildren and daughter-in-law! ("they hit me first")
ROY MASTERS--Performs exorcisms
ROY MASTERS--Ran a religious cult in Southern Oregon
roymasters@hotmail.com
thank God, this site is not affiliated with Roy Masters or the Foundation of Human Understanding
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ROY ON "THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES"
"I'LL TAKE ROY MASTERS TO WIN" was a regularly heard contestant phrase on
the TV show "Hollywood Squares" throughout the 60's and 70's.
Roy became famous all over America as he occupied the lower right square on the
popular TV game show.
But it was Roy's continual wacky and hilarious zingers which had audiences
howling on each and every show. Some of his best are featured here:
Peter Marshall: What do you say to a woman to get her into the mood?
Roy Masters: You have the nature of Eve you treacherous whore!
Peter Marshall: What did Jesus turn water into?
Roy Masters: Copies of my book "How Your Mind Can Keep You Well" which
all of you sinners need to read. Send $9.95 to FHU.
Peter Marshall: What our country needs is....
Roy Masters: To exterminate all those Communist Democrats!
Peter Marshall: Why is Paul Lynde so flamboyant?
Roy Masters: If I really have to tell you Peter, you need to get a new pair of glasses
and a hearing aid!
Peter Marshall: Phyllis Diller is crazy because...
Roy Masters: She needs an exorcism and I'm going to perform that on her right now.
Peter Marshall: The ultimate vacation would be...
Roy Masters: A weekend retreat at my cult brainwashing Tall Timber Ranch in Oregon.
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ROY AND ANDY WARHOL
One of Andy Warhol's last pop art masterpieces was a collage of cult leader
and self-proclaimed physicist Roy Masters. Warhol completed the Roy series
in the mid-to late 1980's. He created up to 10 varying versions of the Roy collage.
This one can be seen at the Warhol exhibit at the Modern Museum of Art in New York City.
According to Roy, Warhol regularly practiced Roy Masters' Meditation Exercise
which Roy claims contributed to his unique creativity.
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It was 1998. Roy, the self-appointed radio
self-help expert had competition for the very first time. Credentialed and certificated psychologists
such as Dr. Laura, Dr. Phil and Jerry Springer
had saturated the airwaves with their own brand
of advice.
Roy became the last of the self-help gurus
people came seeking advice from.
Roy was washed-up. Finished.
Then Roy's brilliant son, Mark Masters,
came up with a brilliant idea. Roy would revive
his career with a "comeback TV special."
MSNBC was contacted and agreed to
air "ROY '98," a one-hour special featuring
Roy singing and dancing. The ratings were incredible!
Roy surged back to the
number 1 spot as America's main advice giver!
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ROY MASTERS SPECIAL GUEST AT ROYAL WEDDING
London -- British Born-Cult Leader Roy Masters was a special guest at the Royal Wedding of
Prince William and his lovely bride Kate Middleton. "We could not have held this wedding
without his approval and great wisdom," said the dapper Prince William at today's
extravagant ceremony in London at Westminster Abbey.
"Both William and I do his meditation exercises on a daily basis," said the
Queen-in-waiting just before the two were officially married.
"Through his constant scolding of the American people, Roy has brought the best in
British manners and ways to those uncultured hooligans," exclaimed the
Royal couple.
"Although for 25 years, I said that 'all women are whores,' I will make an
exception today in consideration of this charming ceremony--at least until he
has to start dealing with her behind the castle walls," said Masters.
Roy was attired in a suit from Hugo Boss and a tie from Gucci.
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ROY MASTERS UNVEILS HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE
After years of pressure from listeners, political enemies and average people,
cult leader Roy Masters has unveiled his official birth certificate.
(click to enlarge)
When doubts began to grow that Roy was not really
from England and was putting on a phony accent just to charm
Americans into sending him money, the question of
Roy's real origin became a national priority.
"He's a phony!" said a disgruntled listener of Roy's.
"I sent him money only because he mesmerized me
with that seductive British accent. He's no more from
England than is Leonardo DiCaprio!"
After a national media movement began to determine
if Roy really was from England, he finally decided to
release his official birth certificate for everybody to see.
"There!," said Roy today in his trademark accent.
"Now you can all send me money again."
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ROY DISCOVERS CHIVALRY AT AGE 83
"We don't treat women properly. We don't treat them like ladies.
We treat them like--pardon me--sluts."
For a man who used to regularly say
"All Women Are Whores" and "All Women Are Prostitutes" and
even used to explain in detail about how women are
the bartenders and men come to them for the goods,
This means:
1. You are a real hypocrite.
or
2. You finally have developed some humanity at age 83
Considering your decades of degrading women on the radio,
it is hard to call this one.
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Dateline - Grants Pass, Oregon
The town of Grants Pass in Southern Oregon has erected a statue to its most famous citizen--cult leader Roy Masters.
Masters began his cult in the tiny town in the late 1970's and soon convinced thousands of people to follow him, constantly repeating on the radio that "it is the only safe place in America when the nuclear bombs start dropping. The way it is situated, the radioactivity will pass right over the town." (actual quote)
Masters' high school dropout sons and daughters followed and were miraculously able to all start businesses from large amounts of money given to them by obedient followers of their dad. (Roy refers to one who still pours money in his pocket as his "sugar daddy.") Roy's daughter appeared on her dad's million dollar radio station and told high school students "You're all wasting your time in High School. You need to start a business instead."
The tiny town grew as his followers took over businesses, homes, schools and Masters' Foundation of Human Understanding where his brethren attended church weekly and salivated as their "Great Leader" spoke.
We have erected this magnificent statue to our "Great Leader" said a Roybot couple, Steve and Vicky.
"We can now pay tribute to Roy anytime we want and show our love and devotion to this great man."
Regular folks traveling through Grants Pass are advised to wear headphones at all times to avoid brainwashing by its residents.
Roy's Followers bow at the feet of his grand likeness.

Visitors to Grants Pass, Oregon take pictures of
the town's great Cult Leader.
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EDITORIAL:
ROY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, CAN YOU STOP BEING SUCH A MEGALOMANIAC?
On tonight's program, you stated:
*You Have The Only Cure For PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)
which 15% of all our returning troops are suffering from.
ROY: "I have the only known cure. The V.A. Hospital knows it, the military knows it...etc."
Of course, you are referring to your meditation.
However, the military has been aware of general meditation techniques as a possible cure as they are aware of everything else including psychiatric drugs, music and dance therapy, yoga, conventional talking psychotherapy and due to political pressure, they can't admit it--that marijuana has been helping thousands of soldiers who have to obtain and medicate secretly (except in California).
Here is an article that discusses the government giving million dollar grants to try different cures:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2008/03/army-bioenergy/
If you weren't such an arrogant egomaniac with schizophrenic and narcissistic delusions in claiming that you have the only cure and the whole military knows it--maybe you could apply for one of the grants.
And here's a better idea. How about America stop invading other countries at a cost of over $500 million a day, and stop sending our youth to fight on behalf of the military-industrial complex which runs this country and are nothing but a bunch of war profiteers who could care less if our young people die or are damaged for the rest of their lives.
You claim to represent Jesus. Do you think he would be rooting for America to keep wars going on a continual basis or would he like to see the work of the peacemakers instead?
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ROY CHOOSES HIS REPLACEMENT!
Roy Masters has chosen his replacement to carry on his legacy as cult leader and self-proclaimed advice giver. Roy, who has been reminding his audience that he knows he doesn't have much time left, has decided to officially select the person who will carry on as the official spokesman for the Foundation of Human Understanding.
"Most people thought it would be David Masters, but he is missing some of the needed qualities of one of my lesser know sons," said the aging self-proclaimed wise man.
"I have selected Chuckie Masters, the youngest of the Masters boys. We have kept him hidden away all these years at the Tall Timber Ranch where he keeps himself occupied in the woods and ocassionally interacting with visitors."
"It was a tough choice for me. Neither Chuckie nor David are in control of their emotions and regularly throw bizarre tantrums, but both have been under my thumb all their lives and seem to like it. The big difference is that Chuckie is very convincing with people. He seems to always get his way and his point across. David is lacking in that area."
Roy says that he will retire soon and Chuckie will take right over. Chuckie briefly commented on the announcement. "Either donate to the Foundation or I'll kill all you little bastards."
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quotations from chairman roy
The masses flock to Roy carrying copies of his book of quotations
it's the world's
best-selling book!
Cherished and respected by
over 1 Billion People!

Average Workers joyfully
share the wisdom of Roy
"All Women Are Whores"
"All Democrats are Communists"
"My Logic is Flawless"
"I am the Closest Thing on Earth to Jesus"
"Women are the Cause of all the Misery and Suffering on Earth"
"The Dirty Deed is only for Making Children"
"I Have Never Been Wrong in 40 Years"
"The More Educated you are, the More Perverse you Become"
“Listen, Most of You are Mentally Ill"
“Ladies and Gentleman, let me Suggest that you are a Stupid Bunch of Bastards.”
“Go to Hell Where You Belong.”
“I am an endless source of knowledge when concerning the human condition."
"95 Percent of Americans in this Country are Very Sick People but Don’t Know It."
"Don’t you understand the future? It is very, very bleak.
Roy Masters is the only person, and I’m saying it right now,
who knows exactly what to do, precisely."
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THE GISELA CALL
A woman named Gisela with great sadness in her voice called Roy. She claimed that she was “having a hard time coping” with the fact that her husband had just passed away. After asking the woman if she had his CD and finding out that she had his meditation tape…Roy commented, “It’s only natural to grieve. To grieve for a month or a couple of months, but it will go away and you will learn to live your life. The only thing that will become depressing and dangerous is if you resent not having him.” Gisela stated that she didn’t think she resents him now for dying, but admits that she did when he was alive--because of their need for each other.
ROY: “You have a terrible need for your husband, not to love him, but to hate him. He’s a love-hate object. You love to hate. You need him and it’s not healthy. You don’t love your husband. You only miss him because, since he isn’t there, you have to look at yourself. You have to look at your own miserable self. Did you know that if the world was perfect, nobody could stand themselves. We all need someone to hate, to divert away from our own guilts. Sorry about that. None of us are as nice as we think we are. If the world would suddenly become perfect, most people couldn’t stand themselves. If everything goes too well in the household, they throw a monkey wrench in the works, they have to cause something to go wrong so they can get upset. They have an addiction to being angry. To divert their attention away from what’s wrong with their own lives, by looking at what’s more wrong with somebody else. That’s the way human beings are, sorry to say. Those that think of themselves as human. They’re not really human at all. And you’re certainly not. You’re a foolish old woman. That’s what you are. And it’s about time you looked at it. And not be angry because I told you. You’re a foolish old woman. And if you’re not careful, you’ll die and go to hell. I’m sorry, but you’re a bitter woman. And by your own admission, you resented him while he was alive and now you’re moaning and groaning because he’s gone because you think you’re missing him and… no you don’t miss him, you don’t miss him for the right reason. You don’t miss him cause you loved him, you miss the hate object. To divert you from your own miserable existence. You set him up to fail all your life. And now he’s walked out on you. And then you’re too ugly to find another guy. Who wants you now? Serves you right. If you can take that like a woman and not be upset with me, you might get better. That’s the truth. And I don’t mean to be mean. But it’s the truth. I don’t hear you complaining. Gotta go now. Bye.” “Sorry, but what can you do? You gotta be brutally truthful sometimes. How many people got angry just now? Hands up. How many people are so angry that they can’t call me? You should be angry, if you think I did something wrong just now, you call me. Wanna know why you can’t call me? A- Because you haven’t got courage. B-You want to hold a judgement against me.
US: ”MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU… It is obvious that this woman was in great need. She needed an understanding and compassionate person to help her at this point in her life. What you did was inhumane. If we hear about a woman named Gisela committing suicide, we’ll know whom to blame. If you were a licensed psychologist you would lose your license after doing what you did here. But you are not. The things you said to her were just horrible. You could have stopped after discussing the grieving process. That would have been enough. But you didn’t. You decided to take advantage of her weakened state and demonstrate your bravado in order to bolster your own ego, in front of what you knew would be a shocked audience. If you thought we would all be impressed by your behavior--we were not. We would have been impressed with somebody who used great kindness and understanding in this particular situation. If I were you, knowing I might be going into life or death surgery, I would be praying and begging for forgiveness for what I did to this woman.Roy, what you did to Gisela was not only cruel--it was horrifying, disgusting and inhumane. She called you in hopes of finding a way to come to terms with her husband's death. Gisela spoke to you for exactly one minute. You ripped her apart with your "schoolyard bully" tactics. You couldn't control your misogynist psycho-babble. It was the most hateful tirade I've ever heard on the radio. And YOU are a man who claims to receive guidance from Jesus. It's obvious you're trying to copy the hate-filled techniques used by "Dr." Laura Schlesinger--a woman who is as grubby, shrill and low-class as you are. The only difference between Schlesinger and you is...she's wealthier and has a larger audience for her circus act. Your hatred for women is pathetic. It's obviously due to a serious problem you had with your mother when you were a young boy. You decided at a very early age to hate ALL women--and your hatred has turned you into a monster. I feel pity for you. I also have contempt and disgust! You childishly and irrationally told Gisela that she is "too ugly" to find another husband. Roy, YOU are the ugly one..spiritually and emotionally.
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ON ANY GIVEN DAY, THEY'LL MAKE MORE SENSATIONAL, LIBELOUS, SLANDEROUS, SCANDALOUS, EXAGGERATED, MALICIOUS, VULGAR, CHEAP, RUDE, CRITICAL, LEWD AND ABUSIVE STATEMENTS--THAN YOU'LL MAKE IN YOUR LIFETIME... |
YET--YOU CRITICIZE THEM OR THEIR STATEMENTS-- AND THEY'LL BE CRYING ON THE RADIO ABOUT HOW MEAN AND UNFAIR YOU ARE--AND THEN THEY'LL SEND THEIR LAWYERS AFTER YOU. THEY BELIEVE THEY SHOULD HAVE "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" BUT NOBODY ELSE SHOULD. "FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR ME--BUT NOT FOR THEE" |
THE SAME TIME THIS WEEK, WHILE MICHAEL SAVAGE WAS USING HIS FREEDOM OF SPEECH TO REFER TO AUTISTIC CHILDREN AS OUT OF CONTROL BRATS, HE RECEIVED WORD THAT AN ORGANIZATION WHICH HE SUED FOR DARING TO CRITICIZE HIM, WERE ENTITLED TO THE SAME FREEDOM OF SPEECH. |
MICHAEL SAVAGE, ROY MASTERS AND THEIR CULT OPERATED TALK RADIO NETWORK HAVE SPENT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE PAST SUING THOSE USING THEIR FREEDOM OF SPEECH PRIVILEGES (INCLUDING US). |
AFTER THE EXTENSIVE PRESS COVERAGE THIS WEEK OF SAVAGE'S MOST RECENT IDIOCY, THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO SUE. |
LISTEN UP YOU ARROGANT MORONS. THE 1ST AMENDMENT GUARANTEE OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS FOR ALL AMERICANS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. IF YOU WANT TO BE FASCIST NAZI PIGS, GO START YOUR OWN COUNTRY ON AN ISLAND THAT ONE OF YOUR BRAINWASHED FOLLOWERS CAN BUY FOR YOU. |
ROY WINS "BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT"
ROY MASTERS stunned audiences worldwide with his rendition of "The Impossible Dream" from "Man of La Mancha" on the number one U.K. TV show, "Britain's Got Talent." Roy's phenomenal singing voice even had the TV show's harsh judge Simon in tears. "Not only is he a brilliant talker, but his singing moved me as never before." Roy says he would like to star on Broadway, "but there's too many friendly guys there if you know what I mean."
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ROY MASTERS DESTROYS SPONGEBOB WITH HIS "GRAVITY" EXPERIMENT
Roy Masters, advice giver, cult leader and now self-proclaimed expert on "GRAVITY," has performed an experiment which has gone all too wrong.
Masters, who never went past 8th grade but believes he is now a physicist, has declared "I know more about gravity than the scientists."
Roy's hodge-podge and psychobabble about "gravity" is total insanity and incomprehensible to the average person--with only Roy appreciating his own brilliant discoveries:
"Gravity is lighter on the outside of the earth and the moon" proclaims the world's newest and greatest physicist.
Yes Roy, and when the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars.
Basically Roy, "gravitationally speaking," the Earth sucks.
In his first gravity experiment, Roy Masters has taken the happy and cheerful Spongebob we all know as pictured in the first photo below.
After applying intense amounts of gravity to him, the second photo reveals what Roy has done to poor Spongebob.
Roy, you really should publish your theories in a scientific journal.
The scientific community is much too serious and could use a good laugh.
Spongebob BEFORE Roy performs his "gravity" experiment.
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EDITORIAL: Roy, You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.
For 44 years, you have fully taken advantage of the privileges available in this country offered by the Bill of Rights and the Constitution regarding Freedom of Speech. You have made some of the most sensational, inflammatory remarks ever heard in the history of talk radio about Women, Men, Democrats, Americans, Liberals, Wives and every member of the human species. You have yourself admitted many times that you know people find these remarks to be shocking, repugnant and overbearing.
In the last few years, you and your family topped this accomplishment by taking a highly controversial local talk show host named Michael Savage and marketing his show nationwide. Through your Talk Radio Network (www.talkradionetwork.com), you are now the owners, producers and distributors of this show. Let’s cut through the bullshit. No matter how many times you change the “corporate” name or arrangement, whether it is Talk Radio Network, Inc., The Original Talk Radio Network, Inc., Talk Radio Network LLC, and remove your name as President of the organization, a visit to Southern Oregon will find your son Mark running the business and your son David producing the program. It’s OK. Corporations are made for people to separate their personal legal liability from what the company does. That is not the issue.
But this is. Michael Savage has gone further than any talk show host has ever gone with his/her First Amendment Rights. His verbal attacks on Women, Hispanics, Blacks, Gays, Jews and many other groups in our society make you sound like a Boy Scout. Any day, within 5 minutes, he will make the most vulgar, obscene, offensive, appalling and revolting statements about other human beings. But this is America and he has the right to do so.
And other Americans have the right to support or criticize the statements made by Michael Savage or Roy Masters. And they may do so in a casual conversation in a coffee shop, or on a web site. Both are protected by the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights of the Constitution of the United States.
However, you, your family and the others involved with you apparently decided: “Freedom of Speech For Me--But Not For Thee.” You filed lawsuits against three web sites that were criticizing what Michael Savage said which also encouraged the boycotting of his advertisers.
You thought you could intimidate them into removing their web sites by draining them financially.
But you found out differently. They contacted a number of First Amendment organizations that were willing to defend them at no charge. Which is what I had to do when you tried the same crap with me last summer. You would be surprised how quickly phone calls get returned when your name comes up.
After some $50,000. plus in legal expenses to you, you decided to drop all the lawsuits.
The First Amendment mutually protects Michael Savage, Roy Masters, www.michaelsavagesucks.com and www.roymasters.com--whether you like it or not.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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THE GRANTS PASS HILLBILLIES
The Ballad of Roy Masters
(sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies TV Theme Song)
Come and listen to my story ‘bout a man named Roy,
at first he was a Jew, but he turned into a Goy
he had a great idea that came like a lighting bolt,
he’d come to LA and start a religious cult
He started FHU on Venice Blvd.,
he did exorcisms and worked real hard
the kin folks said “move up to Grants Pass”
get free money from Wilhelm and sit on your ass
Tall Timber Ranch…
KOPE…Talk Radio Network…
You all come back now…ya hear?
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DELIRIOUS MASTER ROY-G
Your comment on how the LEFT are “buffoons and bitches” makes you sound like
a rap or hip-hop artist. So I have given you the name DELIRIOUS MASTER ROY-G.
Well, Master Roy. Let me say--that makes the RIGHT “clowns and bastards.”
While the “clowns and bastards” couldn’t think for themselves in their
non-questioning support of George W. Bush, it was the “buffoons and bitches”
who insisted that he was lying and there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction
as a pretext to enter Iraq.
If George W. Bush is so interested in promoting Democracy, why doesn’t he invade
China where political prisoners work all day in slave labor camps making
products for Wal Mart? Why doesn’t he invade North Korea where the
people live in an Orwellian “1984” nightmare?
Since you are a great communicator, I move that George W. Bush put you in charge
of calling American moms and explaining to them how their sons and daughters
have just given their lives for Democracy. Since we’re all good friends in Iraq now,
you can also call the Iraq moms and explain to them that their family members
who are part of the daily slaughter have also given their lives for
American-style Democracy.
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Roy received a call from a Jewish Rabbi that wanted to talk about various philosophical issues.
What could have been a wonderful interaction was turned into a one-sided diatribe by Roy, who kept interrupting the man and wouldn't let him finish a sentence. Then Roy hung up on him.
Later on Roy justified this by saying, “Now there’s a rabbi that wants to preach to me.
Show me where I’m wrong. Don’t preach to me”
"Don't be upset that I don't let people finish what they are saying. Tell me where I am wrong."
This was a wonderful telephone call until Roy ruined it. It was fascinating and compelling, but Roy does not want to hear anybody else's opinion.
Oddly enough, this phone call was followed by a ROYBOT who sickeningly lavished praise on Roy and clearly thought he was some kind of God. The man was licking Roy's boots. Roy loved it and did not hang up on this man. He kept him on throughout commercials and breaks. It was worse than Oprah.
The rabbi's call made for outstanding radio programming. It was engaging, thought-provoking, entertaining and informative.
Roy proved once again he doesn't want to hear any opinion but his own.
Roy, stop bragging that "nobody has disagreed with me in 44 years" when you won't let them speak.
You are a SCHMUCK ("an endearing Jewish term") according to Roy last night.
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ROY CURES AIDS!
ROY’S RECORDED STATEMENT “I want to read you just a quick letter from Africa. There’s a country in Africa, Tanzania. I’ve been communicating with those people over there and they listen on the Internet.They seem to be recovering from AIDS wholesale. As you know, there is a serious AIDS epidemic, but they don’t have the medicines. Guess what they’re using--the Meditation Exercises, ‘Be Still and Know.’ ”And, it’s not surprising, because in the early 80’s, I believe it was, I had some people from San Francisco, two gentlemen living together. And they deeply understood what I was trying to say…and trying to convey, that we should live by faith.”
“Back to Tanzania, and I do hope they are listening to this program.”
“I get EMAILS all the time. There is a clinic over there.
And they’re all getting better, from just about everything you can think of. There are some things of course that you can’t treat this way, but, there is a clinic over there run by some, I won’t mention names.
Here's a couple of paragraphs: ‘I’m doing well. Thank you for your reply. I’ve been teaching people the exercise as a medicine. I’m with this clinic whereby we treat by homeopathy remedies. The top medicine in our clinic is the Meditation Exercise. We visit people in the villages, and many of them have been cured through the exercise. They relax, get the true knowledge that the source of all the disease is emotional and that anger and doubt and resentment is basically their problem.’ ”
MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU…
Tanzania is devastated with AIDS as is most of sub-Saharan Africa.
There are no known cures.
Tanzanians Living with HIV/AIDS--1.5 million.
Tanzanians who have Died so far--150,000.
Tanzanian Children who have become AIDS Orphans - 1 million. This is the most irresponsible and irrational statement you have ever made.
You have abused the public airwaves and the rights given to you to operate a “church.”
“Back to Tanzania, and I do hope they are listening to this program.”
“I get EMAILS all the time. There is a clinic over there.
And they’re all getting better, from just about everything you can think of. There are some things of course that you can’t treat this way, but, there is a clinic over there run by some, I won’t mention names.
Here's a couple of paragraphs: ‘I’m doing well. Thank you for your reply. I’ve been teaching people the exercise as a medicine. I’m with this clinic whereby we treat by homeopathy remedies. The top medicine in our clinic is the Meditation Exercise. We visit people in the villages, and many of them have been cured through the exercise. They relax, get the true knowledge that the source of all the disease is emotional and that anger and doubt and resentment is basically their problem.’ ”
MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU…
Tanzania is devastated with AIDS as is most of sub-Saharan Africa.
There are no known cures.
Tanzanians Living with HIV/AIDS--1.5 million.
Tanzanians who have Died so far--150,000.
Tanzanian Children who have become AIDS Orphans - 1 million. This is the most irresponsible and irrational statement you have ever made.
You have abused the public airwaves and the rights given to you to operate a “church.”
Roy, there is nothing in these reports about AIDS in Tanzania being miraculously cured by your Meditation techniques. How come?
ROY’S RECORDED STATEMENT
“I take care of my wife’s needs, not sexual. Because that would be dangerous
for her and for me. Because anytime you give her affection like that…
see, to her in her mind, she doesn’t understand it, a lot of women don’t understand it, I do, sex is weakness. Something she could exploit and have
her way. And sit in judgement, so that when she services my weakness, which she hasn’t for 35 years.”
MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU…
Roy, we can feel your pain.
“I take care of my wife’s needs, not sexual. Because that would be dangerous
for her and for me. Because anytime you give her affection like that…
see, to her in her mind, she doesn’t understand it, a lot of women don’t understand it, I do, sex is weakness. Something she could exploit and have
her way. And sit in judgement, so that when she services my weakness, which she hasn’t for 35 years.”
MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU…
Roy, we can feel your pain.
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ROY TALKS ABOUT HONESTY
ROY’S RECORDED STATEMENT
“If a person is truthful, I mean truthful right down to the core, which is what I am as far as my own life is concerned , I live what I speak. I’d be dead if I didn’t live what I preach, if I didn’t practice what I preach.”
MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU…
Roy, were you being truthful when a man called you a few months ago and he said that his mother extremely despises you. And you asked why. And he said that she will never forgive you for when you used to say that “all women are prostitutes.” And you told the man that she is hallucinating. You claimed you NEVER said anything like that. And he insisted that she heard that remark from you many times. You made him and the audience think that the woman was a sick liar. Well…either you are also experiencing Alzheimers with your serious illness (which we are sorry about because we want you to live another 50 years so we can keep this going) because not only did you say that “all women are prostitutes” and “all women are whores” dozens of times during your “ENRAGED RADIO PERIOD” (circa 1978--1991), I heard it, my wife heard it, I spoke with a minimum of eleven other people who heard it (some who were just a few feet away from you when you said it) and they will all be willing to testify in a court of law about it. Was that being truthful? And don’t forget, we also have the recording of you calling Princess Diana a “whore,” the day after she died.
Were you being truthful, when after you talked non-stop on the radio about YOUR magazine, New Dimensions, which “was going to be bigger than Time Magazine,” which your family published and all held executive/management positions, you were the editor, you wrote the majority of feature articles, and when I asked you about the money you owed my wife and I for three exclusive celebrity interviews we put together just for you…you looked me in the face and said, “We never had anything to do with New Dimensions Magazine.” Was that being truthful?
It was at that point that I decided you had a total lack of integrity and were as much of a liar as the next guy.
Were you being truthful when you applied for a gun permit in Southern Oregon and under the penalty of perjury, said “no” to the question, “Have you ever been arrested before?” That got you arrested again.
Was that being truthful? You really should be checked for Alzheimers.
Would you like me to go on? I have many more examples I can share.
So please, do not set yourself up as some kind of saint who should be beatified. Because unfortunately... some people will believe anything they hear on radio or television.
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MR. MASTERS, THIS IS WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU…
Roy, were you being truthful when a man called you a few months ago and he said that his mother extremely despises you. And you asked why. And he said that she will never forgive you for when you used to say that “all women are prostitutes.” And you told the man that she is hallucinating. You claimed you NEVER said anything like that. And he insisted that she heard that remark from you many times. You made him and the audience think that the woman was a sick liar. Well…either you are also experiencing Alzheimers with your serious illness (which we are sorry about because we want you to live another 50 years so we can keep this going) because not only did you say that “all women are prostitutes” and “all women are whores” dozens of times during your “ENRAGED RADIO PERIOD” (circa 1978--1991), I heard it, my wife heard it, I spoke with a minimum of eleven other people who heard it (some who were just a few feet away from you when you said it) and they will all be willing to testify in a court of law about it. Was that being truthful? And don’t forget, we also have the recording of you calling Princess Diana a “whore,” the day after she died.
Were you being truthful, when after you talked non-stop on the radio about YOUR magazine, New Dimensions, which “was going to be bigger than Time Magazine,” which your family published and all held executive/management positions, you were the editor, you wrote the majority of feature articles, and when I asked you about the money you owed my wife and I for three exclusive celebrity interviews we put together just for you…you looked me in the face and said, “We never had anything to do with New Dimensions Magazine.” Was that being truthful?
It was at that point that I decided you had a total lack of integrity and were as much of a liar as the next guy.
Were you being truthful when you applied for a gun permit in Southern Oregon and under the penalty of perjury, said “no” to the question, “Have you ever been arrested before?” That got you arrested again.
Was that being truthful? You really should be checked for Alzheimers.
Would you like me to go on? I have many more examples I can share.
So please, do not set yourself up as some kind of saint who should be beatified. Because unfortunately... some people will believe anything they hear on radio or television.
ROY MAKES US SCREAM!
ROY'S RECORDED STATEMENT:
"I haven't had a call in 45 years that disagrees with me."
Mr. Masters, this is where I disagree with you:
We have at least a dozen instances on tape whereby a caller disagrees with you and every time, you wouldn't let them talk any longer and cut them off.
"I haven't had a call in 45 years that disagrees with me."
Mr. Masters, this is where I disagree with you:
We have at least a dozen instances on tape whereby a caller disagrees with you and every time, you wouldn't let them talk any longer and cut them off.
On one noteworthy occasion, when a woman challenged you, you were so upset for the rest of the show, your voice was emotionally quivering, you kept making references to the call and you decided not to come back and do the second hour. You were so disturbed, you walked off your own show.
What does all this mean? Here are the possibilities:
1. You are experiencing serious dementia or Alzheimer's.
2. You have a bad memory.
3. You are engaging in hyperbole and rhetoric in order to create
What does all this mean? Here are the possibilities:
1. You are experiencing serious dementia or Alzheimer's.
2. You have a bad memory.
3. You are engaging in hyperbole and rhetoric in order to create
a radio persona to get people to tune back in.
4. You are a liar.
We leave it to the audience to decide the reason.
They know people have disagreed with you many times and you have hung up on them.
Your additional related statements about how nobody will dare challenge you are also quite disingenuous. I have challenged you to a debate on your show numerous times and you refuse to accept.You are a coward.
4. You are a liar.
We leave it to the audience to decide the reason.
They know people have disagreed with you many times and you have hung up on them.
Your additional related statements about how nobody will dare challenge you are also quite disingenuous. I have challenged you to a debate on your show numerous times and you refuse to accept.You are a coward.
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Roy has spent 53 years judging everybody else and is such an upstanding citizen.
Yet he's been arrested 4 times in his life.
Let's review the details:
Arrest 1--Beating up his uncle on the beach.
Arrest 2--Practicing medical techniques without a license.
Arrest 3--Allegedly hitting his wife. Details were sealed on this one.
Arrest 4--Declaring on an application for a concealed weapon permit that
he had never been arrested before.
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Roy has spent 53 years judging everybody else and is such an upstanding citizen.
Yet he's been arrested 4 times in his life.
Let's review the details:
Arrest 1--Beating up his uncle on the beach.
Arrest 2--Practicing medical techniques without a license.
Arrest 3--Allegedly hitting his wife. Details were sealed on this one.
Arrest 4--Declaring on an application for a concealed weapon permit that
he had never been arrested before.
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"ALL MUSIC IS MIND CONTROL"--roy
N THE 1960's, ROY joined the Fab Four
to become the "FIFTH" BEATLE
to become the "FIFTH" BEATLE
IN THE 1970's, ROY got into Heavy Metal and modeled himself after his hero, Ozzy.




























